- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Alchohol.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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