- Anti Joke

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road