"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

autistic kids rock

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Please ignore this statement.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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