Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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