- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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