Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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