a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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why girl die cancer

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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