- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Women's rights.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock Knock Who's there

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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