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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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