How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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