- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Women's rights

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

The Labour Party.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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