Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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