What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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