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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Heskey time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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