Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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