- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why Did the throw up He was sick

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

sfdg

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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