One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Canadians

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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