Women's rights

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

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