ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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