A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

every cloud has a silver lining

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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