Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Your mother just died.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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