If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Sixty... eight

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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