- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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