Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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