- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Adam Chebali has no life

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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