why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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No

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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