What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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