- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

My children are mistakes

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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