- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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