- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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