- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Happy Monday!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How about that airline food?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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