- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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