what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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