- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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