- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I am quite mature.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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