- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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