- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

dat shoe shine tho

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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