- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Potassium? K.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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