- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

all these jokes are horrible now

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes