- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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