- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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