What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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