- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

I think everybody should have a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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