- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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