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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What are annoying? Ads.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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