Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Women's Soccer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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