- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your big dick.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Pickles are powerful

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

alex is cool

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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