- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

hard cheese

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Connor is homo

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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