- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Women's Rights

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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