- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Do the roar!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Matthew Baker

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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