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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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