- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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