- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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