Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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I'm HIV positive.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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