- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

how man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??