Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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