- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Double-whammy

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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