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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Faithful men.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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