It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's white and black? Color blind.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Bob Saget

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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