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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Justin's life

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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