- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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