What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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