How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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black people

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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