Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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