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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Whats worse than suicide? death

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's stupid a light bulb.