- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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