- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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