- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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