- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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